ETH
Old & weliable
Holds value gweat. Tested fow yeaws. A bit slow. A bit pwicey.
This is a gweil you guys, it’s weally gweat!
ETH is gweat fow stowing value but kinda slow. SOL is supew fast and cheap. Put ’em togethew and bam — a gweil!
I want a gweil!OK so listen. ETH is gweat. It’s been awound fowevew, evewyone twusts it, and it stowes value weally well. The pwoblem? It’s kinda slow. And expensive. Sending a few bucks of ETH costs mowe than a few bucks. That’s no fun.
Then thewe’s SOL. Supew fast. Supew cheap. You can do millions of twansactions a second fow basically fwactions of a penny. But it’s newew, and it doesn’t cawwy ETH’s big-time stowe-of-value vibes.
So what if you took some ETH, bwidged it ovew to Solana via Wowmhole, and paiwed it with a token? You’d get the value of ETH, but moving at SOL speed. You’d get a gweil.
That’s the whole idea. It’s weally gweat.
Each one’s gweat at one thing. Togethew, they’re gweat at evewything.
ETH
Old & weliable
Holds value gweat. Tested fow yeaws. A bit slow. A bit pwicey.
SOL
Fast & cheap
Lightning quick. Almost fwee to use. Newew but waging hard.
GWEIL
Best of both!
Wowmhole-bwidged ETH paiwed with $GWEIL on Solana. The gwail of gwei.
Total supply
1,000,000,000
that’s a lot of gweils!
Chain
Solana
supew fast, supew cheap
Pwimary pair
$GWEIL / Wowmhole ETH
bwidged ovew thwough wowmhole
Tax
0%
the gweil is fwee!
LP
Buwned & locked
no funny business hewe
Tickew
$GWEIL
easy to wemembew
It’s pwetty easy. Fouw steps. You can do it!
Buy SOL on any majow exchange and send it to youw wallet. You’ll need a tiny bit fow gas too.
Head to Jupitew or Waydium. Paste the contwact addwess (it’s in the footew), pick how much, swap. Done.
You’we now a gweil-holdew. Welcome! It’s vewy nice. Watch the pwice on DexScweenew or Birdeye.
Is this a sewious investment?
It’s weally gweat.
What does “gweil” even mean?
It’s “gwail” said with a speech impediment, plus a play on “gwei” (the smallest unit of ETH). Two jokes fow the pwice of one. I’m pwetty pwoud of it actually.
Why both ETH and SOL?
ETH = good stowe of value, slow. SOL = fast, cheap, newew. Put ’em togethew, you get a gweil. We’ve been ovew this you guys.
When moon?
The moon is up thewe wight now. Look up.
Is this financial advice?
Nope! It’s a silly token based on a speech impediment joke. Pwease don’t bet the fawm.
Will thewe be mowe lisp jokes?
Yes. Many many many.