$gweil

gweil

This is a gweil you guys, it’s weally gweat!

ETH is gweat fow stowing value but kinda slow. SOL is supew fast and cheap. Put ’em togethew and bam — a gweil!

I want a gweil!

So hewe’s the stowy

OK so listen. ETH is gweat. It’s been awound fowevew, evewyone twusts it, and it stowes value weally well. The pwoblem? It’s kinda slow. And expensive. Sending a few bucks of ETH costs mowe than a few bucks. That’s no fun.

Then thewe’s SOL. Supew fast. Supew cheap. You can do millions of twansactions a second fow basically fwactions of a penny. But it’s newew, and it doesn’t cawwy ETH’s big-time stowe-of-value vibes.

So what if you took some ETH, bwidged it ovew to Solana via Wowmhole, and paiwed it with a token? You’d get the value of ETH, but moving at SOL speed. You’d get a gweil.

That’s the whole idea. It’s weally gweat.

Two halves, one gweil

Each one’s gweat at one thing. Togethew, they’re gweat at evewything.

ETH

Old & weliable

Holds value gweat. Tested fow yeaws. A bit slow. A bit pwicey.

+

SOL

Fast & cheap

Lightning quick. Almost fwee to use. Newew but waging hard.

=

GWEIL

Best of both!

Wowmhole-bwidged ETH paiwed with $GWEIL on Solana. The gwail of gwei.

The numbers

Total supply

1,000,000,000

that’s a lot of gweils!

Chain

Solana

supew fast, supew cheap

Pwimary pair

$GWEIL / Wowmhole ETH

bwidged ovew thwough wowmhole

Tax

0%

the gweil is fwee!

LP

Buwned & locked

no funny business hewe

Tickew

$GWEIL

easy to wemembew

How to get a gweil

It’s pwetty easy. Fouw steps. You can do it!

  1. Get a Solana wallet

    Phantom or Backpack are both gweat. Takes like a minute.

  2. Send some SOL ovew

    Buy SOL on any majow exchange and send it to youw wallet. You’ll need a tiny bit fow gas too.

  3. Swap fow $GWEIL

    Head to Jupitew or Waydium. Paste the contwact addwess (it’s in the footew), pick how much, swap. Done.

  4. You did it!

    You’we now a gweil-holdew. Welcome! It’s vewy nice. Watch the pwice on DexScweenew or Birdeye.

Questions, answewed

Is this a sewious investment?

It’s weally gweat.

What does “gweil” even mean?

It’s “gwail” said with a speech impediment, plus a play on “gwei” (the smallest unit of ETH). Two jokes fow the pwice of one. I’m pwetty pwoud of it actually.

Why both ETH and SOL?

ETH = good stowe of value, slow. SOL = fast, cheap, newew. Put ’em togethew, you get a gweil. We’ve been ovew this you guys.

When moon?

The moon is up thewe wight now. Look up.

Is this financial advice?

Nope! It’s a silly token based on a speech impediment joke. Pwease don’t bet the fawm.

Will thewe be mowe lisp jokes?

Yes. Many many many.